question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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Do I have a choice?
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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