I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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