I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Do plants get herpes?
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