idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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