Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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