your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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