ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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