I'd wear matching sweaters with you
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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