I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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