So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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