What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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