All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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