I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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