She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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