I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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