well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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