is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Randomize
