that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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