We're facebook friends in real life
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Fuck appropriateness.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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