Nicole vs. Life
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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