Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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