My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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