Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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