i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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