So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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