Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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