it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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