rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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