Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
birth control should be required to get into college
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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