You work out of a Hotel?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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