I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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