I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
