it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Randomize
