All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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