it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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