some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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