That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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