I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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