The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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