"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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