your room smells of hookers.
And success
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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