That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Sorry about my life...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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