The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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