Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
