hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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