So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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