I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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