THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I forget how to act sober
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