i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
