Christians are straight up FREAKS
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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