Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I lost the right to judge tonight
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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