we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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