you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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