Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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