We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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